Thursday, March 6, 2008

My world is UPSIDE DOWN!

Have you ever felt like everything you have ever known has been turned upside down. Let me explain...

1. You lose weight, but your clothes continue to get tighter.
2. Everything you used to eat and love doesn't sound good anymore.
3. You are nauseous all day, every day and nothing really makes it better.
4. Everything smells awful, but no one else can smell what you are smelling.
5. You are starving, but all you can eat is a spoonful of mashed potatoes and then you are so full, you are sick.
6. You are so exhausted you can't think of doing anything but sleeping.
7. Your lower back is in so much pain sometimes you feel like an old woman.
8. Your head hurts all the time.
9. Food that you never really liked, you actually wouldn't mind eating now.
10. You have to pee all the time, even though you feel very dehydrated.
Oh and I almost forgot...your menu every day consists of cereal (dry or wet), potatoes, grilled cheese sandwiches, and then anything that is bland!
and one more thing... you have written 4 blogs in the last few weeks about food and no one understands where you are going with that topic...

If anyone out there is a doctor or just has great life experience, could you please help me with these symptoms? Thanks!

11 comments:

Jeff & Michelle said...

All I can say is :)

ali said...

hmm.. you might be careful about eating out.. mayoclinic says you might have food poisoning, (which explains the food aversion, headaches, nauseousness, and feeling sick..)
maybe you're back pain just comes from not getting enough massages from that husband of yours! 8o

ali :P

Wendi said...

Go get a pregnancy test....
face it..
YOU. ARE. PREGO!

disclaimer*
I am not a doctor, but I play one on this blog!

*Seriously... you are!

Sassy Cassie said...

You crack me up! However until further notice I am sticking with the "you've lost your mind" approach...sometimes I feel like I have lost my mind too...maybe its contagious.

Ashley said...

ummm...merde...you are pregnant...OH MY!!! You definitely need to get a pregnancy test...and ps...your first born better be named after me!! that's all i'm saying~

Anonymous said...

Oh Meredith you are so funny. You need to call your favorite Mom and we need to have the "talk" again. LOL.... I soooo enjoy reading your blogs (and Katie's and everyone else's) and I am almost convinced to start becoming a blogger also. Have a great day, and enjoy your bland food....

Love,
Mom "The Joycious:

Sassy Cassie said...

Mama Reese you SHOULD have a blog!!! Maybe you guys should have the talk that comes after THE talk!

Merde said...

Oh mom,
maybe we do need to have the "talk" again. I am SOOO CONFUSED!!!
And about the blogger thing, you know the only thing holding you back is that your daughter isn't sitting beside you telling you how to do everything. I have set you up with a name and password and even a blog site. All you have to do is remember how to do it! OH I LOVE YOU!!!!

Cassie,
What talk is that? please explain!

Sassy Cassie said...

I dont know all the details maybe I should sit in on it!

Wendi said...

Yes...I would like to be in on that discussion too!

~Leave it to Lyla~ said...

all I have to say is THANK GOODNESS it isn't me!!! I hated that part of being pregnant more then, labor, delivery, healing time afterwards and even the all nighters w/ the newborns!! (all put together)! Morning sickness stinks!! literally! anyways, one day you will wake up and before you notice, things will not smell so bad, and food will be good again...and when that day comes it will be a GOOOOOOD day!!!